to be your best - know your worst.
A wrestler in a circus offered $5,000 to anyone who would go into the ring with him for 30 seconds and manage not to scream.  If they screamed they lost $100.  One day a very flexible guy, a contortionist by profession,  decided to accept the challenge.  In 15 seconds the contortionist screamed out in pain.  He came back to his friends embarrassed:  "He had me bent into knots, but I didn't feel a thing.  So I'm thinking, I'm gonna beat him at his own game.  I see his butt right in front of my face and take a big bite...only it was my own."
....after all-life is a terminal sexually transmitted condition..... which is probably resolved by death..but then again...who knows.... 
 
contortionist
 
F.Yaroshevsky 2000-2010.

 

 
         
       
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